Oh. my. GLOB.
Face swaps are possibly my favorite thing ever.
11,630 plays
everyone must have this on their blog
My best friend just got up and said ‘I’m going to bed, I am le tired’
Right as she said that, this popped up on my dash
I pressed play. She stared at me as the violin started playing. I stared back, and whispered, ‘The world’s smallest violin is playing just for you.’
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
Internet, this is the best thing you have ever done for me. I love you.
(Source: mentecato)
UGH I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SPEND MY MONEY ON
I have 2 things I want SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
1: A tattoo. I want to get a compass on my left calf, with a banner quote reading ‘The Road Goes Ever On and On’. Classic-style, subtle colour. Or:
2: A pet snake. I really, really want to get a pet corn snake SO BAD.
But both are expensive - fair-sized, colour tattoo will probably be at least 300$ at the parlour I go to, and the snake, if I buy all the tank and climate-control stuff, could cost me as much as 200$. So I can only have 1. But I can’t decide. oO___Oo
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
Was he married?
#it just really gets to me how tony will go out of his way to hide his kindness #he offers the most extravagant things like it’s nbd #”i’ll fly you to portland pfft whatevs” #he jokes that phil’s first name is ”agent” and yet #he knows about the cellist #and wants phil to have a love life #and offers to fly him wherever so he can have it #and then pretends he’s not sure when steve asks him #because god forbid anyone finds out that tony stark gives a shit
((I think my soul just died.))
(Source: radiophile)
